Let me just start this article off by saying that “pimpin aint easy.” This Halloween the car club got together and threw a little shindig. We were having a little Halloween party and celebrating my 20th birthday. This party was just what we needed as a little end of show season blowout. It was a time for us to relax and have fun and for those who were “of age” drink as much as they wanted. We had all the necessary equipment for a successful party. We had the cake, lunch meat trays, costumes, music, fog machines, angels in mini skirts, and of coarse the KEG.

To some up the party in a nutshell we had hookers dressed up like angels kissing on the pimp while Michael Myers stalked GI Jane who laid the smack down on someone that was messing with the angels right after Danny and Sandy from Grease showed up and hung out with the mid-evil priest who tried to destroy the three vampires, one of which who was sucking the neck of the orgasm donor and smoking cigars with the gangsters who were there to settle some business with the crazy polish soccer fan that attacked the many scream impersonators who worked for Bill Clinton who brought the infamous Monica Lewinsky who is one of Hugh Hefner’s center fold girls, oh did I mention Angels in Mini Skirts? This was just a few of the many people, not to forget the Houla girl, and the countless others that came and went throughout the night.

Overall the party was a success or at least it was for me. Some people called it my birthday party but I called it a fundraiser. My friends and fellow car club buddies supported my paint the body kit fund by showering me with cards and plenty of green paper. I would have to say that the highlight of the night was the magical sex wheel that has shown its ugly face once again during a Vivid Images Celebration. It allowed all of those who were normally shy (no one) to “feel below waist kiss above waist” of the person that was wearing the wheel. It was all in good fun and everyone enjoyed themselves.

After all the wheel spinning, cigar smoking, double fisted Carona drinking (Mel), lunch meat eating, cake smearing, keg pumping, pimp kissing, and nipple twisting were over it was that time. It was around 3:00am and it was time for everyone to hit the sack. I personally went home to sleep in my bed but everyone else marked their territory on the floors, couches, chairs, and walls and crashed. I would like to thank everyone for coming and making it such an enjoyable night.

Thanks

Mike Baker
President